Kitchen Towel "Everything I Want in a Friend"

This kitchen towel will entertain friends, family, and guests. Use this absorbent towel to dry dishes by hand or wipe down your bar. Buy it for your own kitchen, or give it as a gift that's sure to be cherished.

Print on towel reads: "You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have Questionable Morals. You're Everything I ever wanted in a friend."